Mary Pop-Ins

Mouse (UK)

Sat 01 Nov 2014

Police Station

Photo by Holly Revell

It’s the 50th anniversary of Mary Poppins, so I feel it’s only right that I think about this very special iconic lady in a new, warped, modern fashion – imagine someone like her on a day off – who knows what they might get up to away from those children?

I hope to bring you an anally-aquatic, drum-n-bass, car-crash stripping danceshow, all garnished with some body anarchy and a lot of umbrellas, mess and mayhem. Please stand at the front, I will be waiting for you – super-fuckin-vaginisma-x-rated- halitosis. A funnel, fist and lube.

Mouse has worked internationally as a performance artist, model and writer. “The aim of the game is to shock and revolt,” she quotes. ‘I hate subtle or twee and I find it hard to do sexy. When asked what her influences are she replies “I’ve always been inspired by Disney, I do enjoy pantomime with its big wigs, and make up. I’m also a huge Carry On fan I love that classic English smut. I do find sex all rather silly really. But… my main passion is music.”It was the drum-n-bass, it made me do it…” she blames dance music for all her bad behavior. As a dolly collector she loves the smell of plastic too. On her rare days off she likes nothing better than to sit reading a book, maybe by Charles Bukowski or Guy de Maupassant, alone, drunk wrapped in a shower curtain.